Well, the computer acts like it only has one graphics card (a feature of the bios).
I don't think that the issue is with the .conf file, because loading the drivers causes the computer to become unresponsive. If it were the .conf file, then I think that I would only have an issue with getting a working desktop. However, loading the driver extension from the console (not aterm but the actual black n' white straight-from-the-70's console that occupies the entire screen without X running) causes the computer to halt.
I will consult google for more information. Worse comes to worse, I'll try compiling the driver from source (I haven't had much luck doing that... not even the prism54 usb drivers... that darn netgear ma101). Any worse than that, I'll have to complacently wait for a fix from someone more skilled than I.
But, thanks for the help, Floppy. I really appreciate it.