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Off-Topic => Off-Topic - The Funnies => Topic started by: aus9 on March 15, 2013, 03:36:28 AM

Title: wicked crabs
Post by: aus9 on March 15, 2013, 03:36:28 AM
A blonde female air hostess is handed a package of frozen river mud crabs by a male wearing a suit,
travelling from Perth to Cairns.

Male says "I am a very powerful lawyer, I want you to store these frozen crabs until we arrive at Cairns.
If anything goes wrong I will sue you and the airline, savvy?"

Hostess "Please have an enjoyable flight I will contact you on arrival sir."

Just before arrival, Hostess makes a Public Address announcement to the passengers.
"Will the passenger who gave me crabs in Perth please put up your hand."

No-one puts up their hand.

Hostess and her crew mates enjoys eating crabs that night.